What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
How do you know a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
“Lawyers occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”
- Winston Churchill
Sticks and stones, my friends. It’s fine. We have tough skins, we lawyers do. It’s a difficult profession, not for the faint hearted, and often times we lawyers feel unappreciated e...